Trollop Cupcake: Shiny things, obsessions and Troll lulz.

Just like the dog Doug from the movie Up (yes I am comparing myself to an animated dog), I am really easy going, sometimes loyal and am easily distracted by anything and everything. I also do sometimes wear a collar around my neck and can bark in several languages. I hate and love being this way. With work, being easily distracted sucks- I can be completely focused for 30 minutes and when my mind starts to drift to shoes or perfume or lunch, what is for lunch, do I have to order out, did I bring my lunch, can I run home for lunch, oooh I should not go to lunch and go to the MAC counter because I know that the lipstick that I have been waiting for has just been relaunched, but I need gas, there is that cute little accessory store by the shell gas station, I need some station cash for Everquest 2, did I ever get that code to download Rift from Direct 2 Drive, I am so glad I got that coupon code, oh I need to use my groupon before it expires- what was I doing, where was I?

Get my point?

I have been told by some people that I may have ADHD- albeit the functioning variety. I never miss a deadline and can always call my focus back to task when needed so I never really looked into being diagnosed. I am a spaz and have been known to be extremely high strung and high energy. I smoke weed or have a few shots of Patron and I am on par with the rest of the middle level energy folks. One good thing about being a 'Doug'- is that obsessions wear quickly. I may obsess about one thing until the next thing comes along and this holds true for the men I date. For a few hours last night and then again this morning, I was obsessing over someone. This happens often so don't get all 'ooooo' and 'ahhhhh' about it. I happen to cycle the obsession and pass the love around- although they never know it.

Last night I kept thinking about dude, then again this morning- there was a brief pause during the day then my obsession started again. My obsession completely stopped when I started looking for shoes which lead to me looking for purses which lead me talking to some other dude. Obsession ended.

I like things that are new and shiny. One sure fire way to get me to obsess over you for at least a few hours is to engage me in mind blowing secks or make me mad. One of those two things has to happen for you to be on my brain constantly.

I know I obsess but I usually don't share that feeling with the object of my obsession as it is just a passing thing and I would never want to confuse anyone about the real feelings I have for them.

I tweeted this morning:

I try not to be but am sometimes selfish. I think at the emotional state I am currently in (still a little broken hearted but healing) I cannot ask people or expect them to give me what I cannot give to myself or return to them. I may be a trollop who obsesses with men she dates- but I, at one time, had deep feelings of love for someone who I asked to love me when I could not love myself.

But I digress, bring on teh lulz.

When I am bored and need a distraction, I troll. I troll for LULZ. Here is a snipped from a profile that I have somewhere on teh interwebs.

Who in their right mind would message me? Does this read serious to you? It reads like 'troll' to me. There is the occasional that someone actually thinks I am charming and wants to get to know me better. I always reply and I am quite honest and friendly about it- if you seem like a nice dude.

Example: