My ex must be on crack.

I have a handful of exes but this one takes the cupcake!

I have 2 Gmail accounts.

I logged into one- the one that is associated to social networks, the one I give out to boys, you know your side email. And low and behold all emails were already read.

Did I happen to read them from my phone when I was on the toilet? NOPE.

Gmail says the last activity on my account was few hours ago from an ip addy located in METARIE, LA!

I AM IN TEXAS!

I am speechless.